(Source: thebiggerthebetterthebowl, via mrsarizonatea)
(via infinitum-ultra)
(Source: netonex, via walks-in-the-moonlight)
- *Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
- *Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on holy fink
- *Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
- *A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time
- *Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
- *Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
All I’ve been thinking during my house arrest.
(Source: callmejulia, via infinitum-ultra)
(via fairytalelights)
(Source: fuckyeahragetoons, via walks-in-the-moonlight)
- before I shower: ugh damnit i'm too lazy and i don't want to shower
- when I'm in the shower: jesus christ this is the most relaxing thing ever it's like a vacation in my own bathroom so warm so magical this is holy water that's been blessed by god himself i never want to leave this spot
What's Up? My name is Trisha Fay C. Dormitorio. I am 9 years old (Too young? who cares. LOOL.)
